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Top 10 Funny Nerd Quotes Sayings of 2020 – Consumer Guide & Reviews

SaleRank No. #1
The Big Book of Quotes: Funny, Inspirational and Motivational Quotes on Life, Love and Much Else
  • Prefontaine, M (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 442 Pages - 10/19/2015 (Publication Date) - CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (Publisher)
Rank No. #2
Engineer Gift Funny Saying Quote Nerd Student Engineering T-Shirt
  • this cool engineering design with a funny saying is the perfect gift for engineers, nerds, geeks and science students.
  • im an engineer to save time lets just assume im always right
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Rank No. #3
English Is Important But Math Is Importanter Mug - Funny School Quotes Sayings Gift For Mathematician Geeks And Nerds Or Professor With Mathematic Sense Of Humor!
  • ✅A GIFT THEY WILL LOVE - Imagine the look on their face when your Best Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Aunt, Uncle, Husband or Wife open the box and find their new favorite coffee or tea mug. They will know you put in the extra effort to find something WAY better than a regular gift! The " English Is Important But Math Is Importanter Mug - Funny School Quotes Sayings Gift For Mathematician Geeks And Nerds Or Professor With Mathematic Sense Of Humor! " Will Get You Fun and Laughs guaranteed!
  • ✅HIGH QUALITY - This premium quality 11 oz. mug was created by the best masters in the field and printed in the USA with a special top of the line laser printer. It's microwave and dishwasher safe. The imprinted design is printed on both sides of the mug and guaranteed to last. This cup is very durable, and can be used as a Coffee, Tea or any other beverage cup. It's also amazing to store things like pencils, pens and office stuff.
  • ✅YOUR GIFT SEARCH IS NOW OVER! - Sarcastic Pun Joke For Cool Teacher In College, University Or Elementary Store! Unique and original gift for your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister or friend! It's an awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Thanksgiving or Christmas. Featuring an illustration! Give it without a reason, just to show someone you love them!
  • ✅YOU'VE FOUND THE ONE - Show them you care with a "Rodding" premium coffee mug. Finally, you can sit back, click "Add-to-cart" and have a great gift delivered to their door, on time! The best part is, this glass mug is unique from all of the others, so it will always stand out and become a favorite mug for years to come.
  • ✅100% RISK FREE - We stand behind everything we produce with pride and we are sure that your loved ones will be absolutely thrilled with this personal gift. But, in the unlikely situation that they won't, we will be happy to refund your money! Get yours now because we've been getting a lot of orders (only have a few left)
Rank No. #4
Nerd Cookies - Fortune Cookies for Nerds
  • like fortune cookies but better
  • decision finding feature
  • daily cookie feature
  • no ads
  • no IAP's
Rank No. #5
Notebook: Small Journal For Boradway Musical Fans And Theater Nerds I Funny Gift For Actor, Actress And Theatre Lovers
  • Journals, Broadway Musicals (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 120 Pages - 12/14/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
Rank No. #6
Just Friends Movie Quote Forgiveness is More Than Saying Sorry Funny Mug Pop Culture Nerd Buff Funny Gift Mug 11oz 15oz
  • Mug is made up of 100% pure white high gloss ceramic
  • Artwork printed on both sides of mug to ensure visibility for both lefties and righties
  • Sublimation dye provides high quality prints that will not peel off or fade away
  • 3 x 3 x 3.7 inches (11 fl oz.)
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
Rank No. #7
Zone - 365 Engineering Humor Saying Understanding Engineers - Funny Saying Quotes Gift Throw Pillow, 16x16, Multicolor
  • Looking for a novelty gift or present idea for any occasion to all engineers, engineering students, students, geeks, or nerds in your family or friends who have a fun sense of humor? Then, this is perfect for you.
  • Make this novelty graphic art saying design "Understanding Engineers" is great humorous stuff to any proud engineer in your life who loves engineering sayings, quotes, memes, puns, or jokes.
  • 100% spun-polyester fabric
  • Double-sided print
  • Filled with 100% polyester and sewn closed
SaleRank No. #8
The Quotable Negan: Warped Witticisms and Obscene Observations from The Walking Dead's Most Iconic Villain
  • Hardcover Book
  • Kirkman, Robert (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 128 Pages - 07/03/2018 (Publication Date) - Skybound Books (Publisher)
Rank No. #9
101 Quirky & Crazy Phrases & Sayings: What They Mean and Where They Came From
  • Schlueter, Michael (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 114 Pages - 05/04/2018 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
Rank No. #10
Funny Sarcasm Quotes Anti Social Antisocial Saying Black PopSockets PopGrip: Swappable Grip for Phones & Tablets
  • If you can read this you're too close. This pop up phone holder for your hand is perfect for anyone who is sarcastic, introvert, anti-social and needs their personal space. Nope. Ew People.
  • Perfect for any introverted nerd or geek who works in IT, tech support, computer science or repair. Great gift idea for birthday Mother's Father's Day or Christmas.
  • PopGrip with swappable top; switch out your PopTop for another design or remove it completely for wireless charging capabilities. (Not compatible with Apple MagSafe wireless charger or MagSafe wallet.)
  • Expandable stand to watch videos, take group photos, FaceTime, and Skype handsfree.
  • Advanced adhesive allows you to remove and reposition on most devices and cases.
Rank No. #11
Chess Mastery Ain't Easy: A 6x9 Inch Matte Softcover Notebook Diary With 120 Blank Lined Pages And A Funny Sports and Strategy Board Gaming Cover Slogan
  • Chess Journals, Enrobed (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 120 Pages - 04/09/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
Rank No. #12
Funny Sarcasm Quotes Anti Social Antisocial Saying Black PopSockets PopGrip: Swappable Grip for Phones & Tablets
  • Did I roll my eyes out loud? Funny sarcastic quote if you dont like people. Made for introverts, anti-social and any one with his own mindset. Even Entrepreneurs can need this accessory. Ew People. Even if its too peoplely outside. Made for Sarcastics.
  • Perfect gift for nerds and introverted geeks. Also suited for stubborn daughters. Kids will enjoy this both boys and girls. Amazing gift for XMAS, Birthday Mothers day or Fathers day. Make sure to have this at Christmas.
  • PopGrip with swappable top; switch out your PopTop for another design or remove it completely for wireless charging capabilities. (Not compatible with Apple MagSafe wireless charger or MagSafe wallet.)
  • Expandable stand to watch videos, take group photos, FaceTime, and Skype handsfree.
  • Advanced adhesive allows you to remove and reposition on most devices and cases.
Rank No. #13
Don't Duck With Me: Funny Ducky Undated Planner | Weekly & Monthly No Year Pocket Calendar | Medium 6x9 Softcover | For Nerds & Silly Saying Fans
  • Paperbacks, YeoYs (Author)
  • English (Publication Language)
  • 100 Pages - 10/21/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
Rank No. #14
Iron Science T Shirt Funny Chemistry Shirt Fe Periodic Table Tee, Size XXL
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • CLASSIC MOVIE TEE: Know someone who loves to quote comedy movies? Click add to cart to pick up this film t-shirt that makes a perfect gift for your movie buff friend.
  • MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.
Rank No. #15
Crazy Dog T-Shirts Mens I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons to Explain This to You Tshirt Funny Tee (Light Heather Grey) - XXL
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BEST GIFTS: Cool shirts are great for your brother or sister and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, or holiday presents for family, friends, or treating yourself to a great tee. They're great retro geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. Froms 80s retro prints to presents for gamers!
  • MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.
Rank No. #16
Lex Altern Skin Decal Compatible with Switch Lite 2019 Console Wrap Floral Books Vinyl Coffee Read Repeat Sticker Nerdy Protective Controller Game Cute Cover Full Body nlh119
  • Compatible with SWITCH LITE (2019).
  • TOP, BACK, SIDE and JOY CONS skin
  • Provides FULL BODY PROTECTION from fingerprints and scratches, keeping your console as shiny and new as when you first took it out of the box!
  • Adds no bulk and feels nice in your hands.
  • INSTALLATION GUARANTEE: If you mess up skin installation, we’ll replace it for free! Please contact our customer service!
Rank No. #17
Womens Ride Em Cowboy Cowgirl Rodeo T Shirt Funny Saying Cute Graphic Tee (Heather Pink) - L
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BEST GIFTS: Cool shirts are great for your brother or sister and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, or holiday presents for family, friends, or treating yourself to a great tee. They're great retro geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. Froms 80s retro prints to presents for gamers!
  • WOMENS FIT: This listing is for an adult women's slim-fit t-shirt (also known as junior fit). These cute fitted tees tend to run small so double check the size chart and order a size up if you're between sizes. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for women, men, and kids.
Rank No. #18
Womens Reading All The Cool Kids are Doing It Tshirt Funny Books Tee (Light Heather Blue) - XL
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BACK TO SCHOOL: Summer might be over, but you can still have fun with this tee for teachers and students. Final exams, Math tests, English quizes and grammer lessons can't stand up to this educational tee. This shirt is perfect whether you're going to college, junior high, elementary, or any grade!
  • WOMENS FIT: This listing is for an adult women's slim-fit t-shirt (also known as junior fit). These cute fitted tees tend to run small so double check the size chart and order a size up if you're between sizes. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for women, men, and kids.
Rank No. #19
Mens Hide and Seek Champion T Shirt Funny Bigfoot Tee Humor Cool Graphic Print (Heather Light Blue) - M
  • SUPERIOR DESIGN: Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tees are designed and printed in the USA. We screen print our graphic tees with state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our awesome funny shirts are the perfect gift for any occasion.
  • NEW FAVORITE SHIRT: We have our tees manufactured to be the best super soft high quality shirts. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Our sarcastic tees have the funniest sayings, while hilarious they are cool at the same time and are perfect when you're binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Whether you're cute and adorable or sarcastic and nerdy, get ready to have fun with this graphic tee. Machine washable (wash/iron inside out in cold water/low heat, hang dry,). Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most novelty designs. If you are unsatisfied for any reason, we will provide an immediate exchange.
  • BEST GIFTS: Cool shirts are great for your brother or sister and make ideal Christmas, birthday, anniversary, or holiday presents for family, friends, or treating yourself to a great tee. They're great retro geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. Froms 80s retro prints to presents for gamers!
  • MENS FIT: This is a men's shirt; Check our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes. Our tees are slim fit so order a larger shirt if you're between sizes. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL – for most designs. Check out all of Crazy Dog T-Shirt tees for funny shirts for men.
Rank No. #20
Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait Funny Sarcasm Humor for Men Women T-Shirt-(Adult,XL) Black
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can't feel it.
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you're on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing - the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He's 6' 2", 200 lbs and wearing a large
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts - a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It's a nice balance between comfort and durability
  • TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks - vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always "do what they are told" by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
  • SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago - way ahead of the curve. They're also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California

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